A help for ministry wives

10 Little Christians

10 Little Christians standing in line 1 disliked the preacher, then there were 9 9 little Christians stayed up very late 1 overslept Sunday, then there were 8   8 little Christians on their way to Heaven 1 took the low road and then there were 7   7 little Christians chirping like chicks 1 […]

Bread, Pancakes, Oatmeal, Muffins

  1 3 oz. jar non-dairy creamer 1/2 cup brown sugar; firmly-packed 1/2 cup walnuts; chopped 1 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon   Directions:   Place dried apples in a processor; process until finely chopped. Add remaining ingredients and process until well blended. Store in airtight container.   Attach to Jar: Apple Cinnamon, Walnut […]

Bulletin Insert

Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents. Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home. Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians. Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these. […]

Cakes, Puddings & Cobblers

  1 1/2 cups vegetable oil 3 large eggs 3 cups grated carrots 1 (8 ounce) can crushed pineapple Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease 13×9 inch pan. Place Carrot Cake Mix in large mixing bowl. Make a well in the center of the mix and ad the oil, eggs, carrots and pineapple. […]

Cookie and Brownie Mixes in a Jar

Recipes: Cookie and Brownie Mixes in a Jar:     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Applesauce Cookies   1 cup brown sugar 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 3/4 cup raisins 3/4 cup chopped nuts   Directions: 1. Combine flour, salt, cinnamon and baking soda – stir well. Place […]

Drink Mixes

  One is never too old to enjoy hot chocolate, and this is a special way to share it with a friend. 3 cups powdered milk ½ cup cocoa ¾ cup sugar Dash of salt Sift the ingredients into a large bowl. Pack the mix into an airtight container. Attach this to the Jar. Hot […]

For People with a Sense of Humor

**Beef Chili** small jar (babyfood) plastic cow (or any small cow figurine) dry beans   Directions: Place a small cow in the jar. Add some dry beans. Label “Beef Chili” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     **Chicken Noodle Soup**   small jar (babyfood) plastic chicken (or any small chicken figurine) egg noodles   Directions: Place a small chicken […]

Funny Isn’t It?

Funny how $20 looks so big when we take it to church and so small when we take it to the store. Funny how big an hour serving GOD looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing, or playing bridge. Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the […]

God’s Boxes

I have in my hands two boxes, which God gave me to hold. He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black, and all your joys in the gold.” I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, both my joys and sorrows I store, but though the gold became heavier each day, the black […]

God’s Garden

Plant three rows of squash: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash criticism 3. Squash indifference Plant seven rows of peas: 1. Prayer 2. Promptness 3. Perseverance 4. Politeness 5. Preparedness 6. Purity 7. Patience Plant seven heads of lettuce: 1. Let us be unselfish and loyal 2. Let us be faithful to duty 3. Let us […]