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What if God Had Voice Mail????

Imagine praying and hearing this:   *Thank you for calling My Father’s house. Please select one of the following four options: * Press 1 for requests. * Press 2 for thanksgiving. * Press 3 for complaints. * For all other inquiries, press 4.   *All of the angels are busy helping other customers right now. […]

Bulletin Insert

Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents. Do NOT stay home: 17% of all accidents do occur in the home. Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians. Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these. […]

Funny Isn’t It?

Funny how $20 looks so big when we take it to church and so small when we take it to the store. Funny how big an hour serving GOD looks and how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing, or playing bridge. Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the […]


I Surrender, Some There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings Fill My Spoon, Lord Oh, How I Like Jesus He’s Quite a Bit to Me I Love to Talk About Telling the Story Take My Life and Let Me Be It Is My Secret What God Can Do There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today […]

God’s Garden

Plant three rows of squash: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash criticism 3. Squash indifference Plant seven rows of peas: 1. Prayer 2. Promptness 3. Perseverance 4. Politeness 5. Preparedness 6. Purity 7. Patience Plant seven heads of lettuce: 1. Let us be unselfish and loyal 2. Let us be faithful to duty 3. Let us […]

God’s Boxes

I have in my hands two boxes, which God gave me to hold. He said, “Put all your sorrows in the black, and all your joys in the gold.” I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, both my joys and sorrows I store, but though the gold became heavier each day, the black […]

The Dieter’s Psalm

My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly, sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, for […]


Would you have to change your clothes before you let Him in? Or hide some magazines, and put the Bible where they’d been? Would you hide your worldly music and put some hymn books out? Could you let Jesus walk right in, or would you rush about?   And I wonder.. if the Savior spent […]

10 Little Christians

10 Little Christians standing in line 1 disliked the preacher, then there were 9 9 little Christians stayed up very late 1 overslept Sunday, then there were 8   8 little Christians on their way to Heaven 1 took the low road and then there were 7   7 little Christians chirping like chicks 1 […]